Monday, October 09, 2006

Bob's Gun Shop

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Tuesday, 10th October 2006:

ALPHA TEAM - David McCabe, Daniel Bromley, Chris Bromley

Your mission: Infiltrate the premises, retreive highly sensitive top secret weapons training, destroy enemy target, escape before premises is deactivated. TAKE NO PRISONERS

Translation: Go to Bob's Gun Shop and shoot shit. Place closes at 1700hrs.

Hahahah i crack myself up. No but really. Chris, Dave and Myself went shootin' yesterday. Rednecks!! No Nick - Zero duck fatalities were recorded during the mission. haha. Got to Bob's at about 4pm and the conversation went a bit like:

Bob: Howdy
Alpha Team: G'day
Bob: What can I do for ye'
Alpha Team: Can we shoot stuff?
Bob: What are you usin?
AT: What have you got? We need to rent guns
B: What you used to shootin'?
AT: Nothin'
B: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
AT: What?
B: Hhahah you aint never shot a gun hahaha
AT: No
B: Okay, we are about to shut so we cant give you a training course.
AT: Okay....
B: There is a little thing called liability .......
AT: Yeah .....
B: But you guys sound alright - here is a .22 and here is a 9mm. Have a go of the .22 first till you get used to it.
AT: Thanks
B: When you've finished come up and you can get photos with any gun you want.







7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha . . . . you guys crack me up. Dave looks the part doesn't he. Big bad gun totin' hillbilly . . . and I'm loving the teeth Bromley. Great photos!

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey its weaver

only in america could you two be handed a gun and left in you own devices

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is one sick society!

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha they really do have no standards in the states, I thought that even they might keep you away from a gun Broms!!

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phil, we can always rely on you for the blog compliments, what a legend.

Weaves, I couldn't believe it either.

Markus (I'm thinking it's Little Lambie) alot of people are thinking exactly the same thing.

7:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeeeep we had us a good ol time whoopin it up at Bobs. He was mighty accomodatin in a Deliverance kind of way if you know what I mean.

I think Broms wants to go back - but this time just by himself....

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha i would love to be the President of the Aussie Shooters Party. i think there are some good things to come out of shooting stuff - not many really constructive things ... but good things none-the-less.

and as for shotgun weddings - i would love to endorse this great tradition. maybe i could purchase the gun as in the photo and we could have the receptions at cupids and i could be the celebrant of the said shotgun wedding - beautiful!! haha

7:16 AM  

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